It began a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.
No wait, I think that’s Star Wars. Meh, maybe I should try being less sarcastic next time. It’s kind of a thing with me, seeing as I don’t really get a lot of visitors. Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, I was telling you about how it all started. How I ended up in this strange situation that you see before you.
Actually, I haven’t even described the scene to you, have I? Well…imagine if you will, a burning ball of nuclear fusion better known to the inhabitants of Earth as the Sun. It’s big, bright and on it’s surface you have yours truly dancing away.
Now I know what you’re thinking. How the heck is she doing this? How is this even possible? Who is she and why is she dancing on the Sun. Well, the answer to all those questions is…complicated. Very complicated. And is probably best told from the beginning. That’s normally the best place to start, isn’t it